LOVE MY LIFE

MY CONCERT IS NEXT WEEK. I'M SO RIDICULOUSLY PUMPED, I'M WRITING IN ALL CAPS. YEAH. WHAT NOW, MOFOS?!? AND I HAVE FOUND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. HIS NAME IS LOGAN LERMAN. REMEMBER THAT. NOW, I WILL TYPE IN GERMAN, JUST SO YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M SAYING. MWAHAHAHA. JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES. ANYWHO . . . Ich sah den film Gamer und ich sah Logan Lerman in ihr, und dass zum ersten mal sah ich ihn. Dann habe ich den film sah, Hoot und wieder war er lächerlic gut aus. Dan habe ich Percy Jackson sah, und ich dachte "Oh mein Gott, ich bin verliebt in diesen jungen." Nicht in einem stalker weg, aber du weißt was ich meine. Yeah, try and figure that one out. AND NO CHEATING BY USING TRANSLATORS. not that anyone cares about my stupid little posts, but hey, it makes me feel better to pretend like someone is listening. 'Kay, bye! Love ya!

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Okay, I'm just gonna put these vids up, because they are AWESOME-PAWSOME! They're made from the same people who made Charlie the Unicorn, and if you don't know what that is, you've been living under a rock for the past BAZILLION years.

Mmkay, so this one is the interview. "Is it a meat organ?" "It might be a meat organ." You'll get it in a second.

I'll put more in TOMORROW!

Facebook-creeping?

YOU TREAT ME JUST LIKE ANOTHER STRANGER NOW! WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR, I GUESS I'LL GO! Sorry, jammin' to Paramore. Awesome song.

Anyway, I was just on Facebook the other day, and this chat pops out. And it says hi. I don't know this person. Okay, well, that's a lie. I just wish I didn't. He's a prick. ANYWAY, so, I just say hi back, and then log off. Maybe, that's a little rude, but OH WELL. So I log back in when I'm sure he's gone, and he's like, do you remember me?

HOW DARE YOU??? YOU WERE A DICK TO ME! WHY WOULD I WANNA TALK TO YOU?!?

Now, I know what you're thinking. If you hate him, why did you accept his friend request? Well, if you must know, I am completely shallow, and I want to have lots of "friends". Did you ever notice that most of the people on friends' lists are just acquaintances? Yeah. Weird.

Anyway, it's only cuz he's totally into me. I can feel it. I am one sexy geekoid. Oh yeah. Y'all want it. Jk. That would suck if he actually did, because he's gross.

Okay, new favorite show is definitely My Life As Liz. I love that show. It is ah-mazing. She's like me, but asian!!

Oh, and proactiv ads? Total bullshit. Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, and all those goddam celebrities have not used proactiv. And even the pictures that supposedly show their zits . . . okay, those bitches have, like, one zit. FUCK YOU, AVRIL, FUCK YOU. What a sellout. She's not even punk. Real punk is The Clash, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, etc. Kiss ma buttcheeks, you liar.

Anyways, so, yea. See ya.

Life is Good

Aaaaaaaah. No, that's not a scream, that's a sigh of relief and content. Life is awesome right now. Muse concert in less than two months, my skin is clearing up (hey, I don't care who you are, you've had pimples. They suck, but whatevs), 3 day weekend, nothing to do, and I'm a happy camper. In fact, I just got up now. Yeah. Don't wish you could sleep so well? I'm now watching White Collar. I love this show. I hadn't really thought about watching it before, but it's good. Besides, the guy who plays Neil Cafferty has some smexy hair. Anyway, back to chillin'.

Really, people?? REALLY?

American Idol auditions last night were ah-mazing. For rizzles. I'm hoping the one kid, Tyler, goes all the way through. He sang "Let's Get it On". w00T! w00T for Pennsylvanians, yeah! Jersey can KISS MA GRITS!! Just kidding . . . sort of.

Anyhow, I really have to wonder, WHAT ARE SOME OF THESE PEOPLE THINKING!!! Like the one lady who, supposedly, had voice coaches and was wearing this blue cape type thingermabobby and had one glove like a fucked up Michael Jackson?! Okay, lady, if all the judges tell you to give up on singing, chances are YOU REALLY DO SUCK, AND YOU SHOULD QUIT. Ugh. People are retarded. And that's not just my natural aversion to people talking here.

And the cocky ones. I don't like them. If you're gonna say you were better than all the past contestants, you might, oh, I don't know, BE ABLE TO SING. That might help a little. So, if you're cocky, and are thinking about trying out for American Idol, shove it up your ass. It's not mean, it's constructive criticism.

And now on to the next topic of conversation. MUSE!!!! Only 2 months to go! SHIT YEA!!

PEACE, MA HOMESKIZZLZ.