In Light of Recent Events . . .

In light of recent events, I decided it's time to tell some jokes! Not just any jokes, TIGER WOODS JOKES!!!!

Okay, so what's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hos!!

Tiger Woods owns a lot of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one!

Elin Nordegren asked her marriage counselor why, next time, she should go after Tiger with a 9-iron instead of the 3-iron she used the morning after thanksgiving?
The counselor said “Because, now you’re closer to the green.” Get it? Huh? HUH?

The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."

Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?

What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian. (Technically, she's Swedish, but it's funnier this way.)

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

And now, my fav youtube spoof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH1lfRtZRZ8